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Presenting Poet's Letter Editor Munayem Mayenin's Creative Writing for Children

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Published Collections

4.Poetica Rainbow Ryder                                      3.The Geography of Time

2.The Son of Eternity                                              1.Command the Moon

 Collections Waiting Publication

5.Poetry of Ruins and Rains                                       6.Neverbridge Stone Roses

7.A Traveler's Guide to Polypsychophinadalium             8.Illumine Ithaca

9.Billboards and Boglands                                                 10.Situational

11.Between Prometheus and Orpheus (Sonnets)            12.And Other Sonnets

13.The Body Air                                                                   14.The Moon Lines

15. Mermaid Memories Silk and Gold                         16.Songs of Spheres

17.Irenium (epic, in progress)                                             18. Poetics

19. Thank You

This space is going to present a succinct representation of these 19 Volumes of Poetic Works. To Read Munayem Mayenin's Works for Children Click Here.

Watch Munayem Mayenin's Interview on British Satellite News Channel on the eve of 2nd London Poetry Festival 2006 and the launch of Poet's Letter print Magazine. Click Here

To Read Munayem Mayenin's Biography Click Here 

To Read Munayem Mayenin's Poetry in Spanish Click Here

Munayem Mayenin has written few novels for Children and Young People that include:

The Catman

The Orange Octopus Monsters in Town

The Book Book of Rainbow Stories

To contact Munayem Mayenin write to editor at poetsletter dot com or call 07809 682 065

This Section contains works written for very young children from babies to the ones attending nurseries and reception classes. These are poems if read and songs if sung and parents could sing them if they like. It does not really matter how they sing them! It is guaranteed to work for they grew out of my children's distinct desire to be so special that they would not want to listen to traditional nursery rhymes and got their poor father making these up for them! It was diamond!  Teachers, parents, nursery nurses and early years professionals are welcome to use these materials so long they are credited to the Author. 

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A Fish on a Boat in a Car

A fish on a boat in a car
Holding a cuddly teddy bear
And he dreams of an igloo
Full of lemonade and apple pies

A fish on a boat in a car
And he sits by the dog
That barks at a violin
Wearing a funky watch
And he has a hat on his head
That is blue
But that is the hat not his head
That is blue

A fish on a boat in a car
And he dreams being a birdie
Sitting on a tree
Looking down he sees a pig
That is wearing a diamond ring
On his neck
And he is talking to the zebra
That is taking an x-ray
Wearing a pair of gloves
On his front two legs

A fish on a boat in a car
And he dreams of chickens
Laying down millions of eggs
That are hatching into bloom
To be queens and mice and octopus too
And all they do is
Going up into the sky
Curling up like smoke in blue

A fish on a boat in a car
And he dreams of flying
An aeroplane in the sky
Taking the queen of England
To the fun fair in the highland
High up in north of Scotland
And the queen makes him a Sir

A fish on a boat in a car
That is made a Sir by the Queen
As he flies back being a Sir
He meets on his way
A Kangaroo taking a nap
On his flight in the sky

A fish on a boat in a car
And he dreams of fish flakes
Floating in the sky
In a festival of spoons
And he sings on his cockpit
A song of fishety foo

As he comes to his tree
He starts to fall
Down from the sky
Like a shooting star
And he screams for his mummy
Realising soon that he was not a fish
And Mummy comes running
With a pillow of cuddles
Where he gently falls
Back to sleep he goes

A Fish on a boat in a car
All that you see was in my baby's head
And all this happened
While he was first asleep

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Applebee Song

Applebee went to the sea
On the back of a bee
With a broken knee
Applebee! Applebee! Applebee!

Applebee had fish and chips
With his tea on the beach
And sang: I am Applebee
Not so happy with my broken knee!

A merman came and fixed the broken knee
And Applebee thanked him with a capital tee
And sang: I am Applebee
I am so happy!

Applebee rode rod on a Dee
And midway fell on a truck full of hay
And hurt the knee all over again and screamed: ouch!
I am Applebee
Not so happy with my broken knee

Applebee on the bed with the broken knee
Hung up all sore and hurt
There came Eetee and fixed the knee
And Applebee sang again:
I am Applebee
I am so happy!

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Poems if Read Songs if Sung

These are poems if read
Songs if sung
And they can be dreams if dreamt

These are honeyed lemons if sucked
These are chocolate of fun if ridden
And they can be friends if played

These are poems for you
These are songs for you
These are dreams for you

Take them in your hearts
And pretend them to be seeds
And they will germinate in your dreams

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The Silly Clown Time

Once upon a time
There was a time
As silly as a clown

He climbed up the chime
And he climbed down the rhyme
With a red nose stuck on his bum
And a blue tail hanging out of his nose

He climbed up the rainbow
Getting himself stuck
He called for his mate
To bring a ladder tall
And he climbed down the rainbow
With a red nose stuck on his bum
And a blue tail hanging out of his nose

He went to the park
And got some gum
Stuck on his tum
And he walked up and down
With a red nose stuck on his bum
And a blue tail hanging out of his nose

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The Fox and His Dreams

A Fox carrying a box
Full of ducklings
In his dream

When he woke up hungry
It was raining
Cats and dogs

The hungry Fox
Remembered the ducklings
In his dream

When it stopped raining
I am gonna go and catch some food
He thought

Looking at the rainbow
The Fox thought of the ducklings
Of his dream

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A Jolly Little Mouse

A jolly little mouse
Built a house
Full of cheese
On its roof came to stay
Two lovely geese

Jolly little mouse
Went on holiday
On a rainy day in a car
Putting up an umbrella
On the rooftop

On his way he sang along
Kitty kitty cat
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
Kitty kitty cat

When he was back
There was no cheese
All the mice came round
And ate all his gears

Mad as a crab
He went to the cat
Who said: Hello dear friend
What can a cat do for his mate?

You were here said the mouse
And all my cheese eaten by mice
While I sat on the beach
Thinking of you keeping my house

How dare the mouselings!
Said the cat and came to the house
And had a little festival kill

Although he was happy
Seeing his house cleared
The mouse was little sad
And he heard on the roof
Two little lovely geese
Dancing with the news

Waking up he sings
Kitty kitty cat
Kitty kitty kitty
Kitty kitty cat

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Walrus Walrus What Do Your Do

Walrus walrus what do you do
On the beach
On this sunny summer's day?

I wait for my friend Mr Whale
To whale out of the sea
On the beach
On this sunny summer's day

When he whales out of the sea
What are you going to do
On the beach
On this sunny summer's day?

We are gonna have a picnic
We are gonna play some ball
On the beach
On this sunny summer's day.

Can I join you Mr Walrus?
Can I join you Mr Walrus?
I can bring in salt and peppers
I can bring fish and chips
On the beach
On this sunny summer's day.

Yes you can, but remember to bring in
All your friends
On the beach
On this sunny summer's day.

We are gonna have a picnic
We are gonna play some ball
And we are gonna have great fun
On the beach
On this sunny summer's day.

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About the Loony Grapes

He said: they are
She said: no, they are not
They said: Yes we are
Yes we are

You said: hold on sec
Could you please tell me
Who all these people are

I said: he is mouse
She is a cat
And they are a bunch of loony grapes
And you are the cousin of Samantha Bat

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The Thinking Cat

A cat thinks a lot
And a cat wonders a lot
One cannot just hold a bat
One has to bat and hit the ball

The cat that sat on a boat
Holding a bat made of
Cheese gone solid rock
He was wearing a turquoise hat

There is not much fun
Wearing a turquoise hat
That has lot of antennas
Going up the sky
Trying to catch up all the radio signals
For any news of intergalactic mice

The cat thinks a lot
He wonders a lot
What if the cats did not eat mice and cheese?
What if they ate stardust and lunar waves?
And went mad laughing when the moon was out?
What if the cats and mice were friends
And went they did clubbing rocking rolling?

A cat thinks a lot
A cat wonders a lot
Sitting on the boat
Holding a bat made of
Cheese gone solid rock
And he was wearing a turquoise hat

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The Hamster Goes the Wheel

The hamster goes round the wheel
Regardless of will
He does not reach anywhere

One night someone came to him
And told him something
He didn't know

He said to him
There was such a thing
Called Millennium Wheel
People call it London Eye

The guy left a photo of it
On the wall
Going round the hamster thinks
It looks like a monster went to sleep
All curled up round

The hamster dreamt on his wheel
He was going round the Millennium Wheel
Regardless of will
He does not reach anywhere

Then the guy comes back another day
And showed him a picture of the globe
That looked to him
A giant sort of gigantic ball
Yet the hamster goes round the wheel
Regardless of will
He does not reach anywhere

Then came the guy
And showed him all giant balls
In a thing called Solar System
Where all the balls go round and round
Like hamster they don't reach anywhere

Then came the shock of all
While the hamster goes round the wheel
There was a thing called Milky Way
Where all monster balls play bon fire
Going round and round
Regardless of will
Like the hamsters they do not reach anywhere

The hamster thinks
This is too much
My head is spinning round
And he goes sleep
The hamster goes round the wheel
Regardless of will
He does not reach anywhere

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One Upon a Time

Once upon a time
An Octopus and Pig made friends
And they went to see the world

The Octopus made a big boat
On his back
Where the Pig made himself
And as they sailed he sang
"Here we go merrily off
Here we go merrily off"

They saw sharks playing duck and doll
They met dolphins blowing hoollabla
And there were welcome
At Cairo Port by the Mouse
Who came from Cairo Zoo

They had lunch with zoo keeper's bees
That went buzzing fussing a lot
For the tourists from England
They went to parties and danced

The Mouse squeezed himself in on
Octopus' back
And they went to see
Taj Mahal on way to Manila Town
And met Maharaja Monkey in a red little dress
And they had massalla chicken and rice

On their way to Kremlin they took advice
From Ho Che Min
And had one more friend to go with them
That was Maharaja Monkey in his red little dress

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Before You Had a Nap

I am gonna call the silly little clown
To come and sing for you
But before he came
I will ask him to have a little honey
From Piccadilly Circus Bloom
And he must train with Miss Veronica Deal

I am gonna call the silly little clown
To come and dance for you
But before he came
I will ask him to bring in his ballet shoes
From the National English Ballet School
And he must train at Bolshoy Ballet a while

I am gonna call the silly little clown
To come and joke for you
But before he came
I will ask him to go and meet
Mr Charlie Chaplin gone

I am gonna call the silly little clown
To come and sing for you
I am gonna call the silly little clown
To come and dance for you
I am gonna call the silly little clown
To come and joke for you
But before he came
I will ask him to wait a little
So that you can have nap

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The Baby on a Kite

The Baby on a Kite
Flying in the sky
Going to the Rainbow
That holds a chocolate garden hanging by

The Kite goes high
The Kite goes low
The Wind plays with the tail of the Kite
And the Baby sings a songs for the Stars
Tra la la la tra la la la tralalalala

The Baby feels a little blue
And she calls for Mum
And she calls for Dad
And she flies back home in her dream

The Baby is fast asleep
On her cot
Cosy as a rosy doll
Having a basket full of dreams

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I Will Buy You a Kangaroo

I will buy you a kangaroo
With a baby on its pouch
On a horse's back

I will buy you goat
That is friend to a hare
Who plays with a badger
All day long

I will give you a bear hug
And a blue bird
Will come singing by

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Stories for Little Ones

 The Blue Butterfly’s Dinosaur Egg

The Meadow on the valley of Triangular Mountain was bursting with the sun. Betty the blue butterfly was out on her spin and games. 

Betty was blue with her two blue wings having two round white circles painted on them. The white round circles looked like two round white ponds. 

Betty’s two tiny little eyes were absolutely glued in the sky which was bigger than her and more blue too. 

“Better and brighter,” She thought and carried on flying. 

“Oh! How I wish I was like the sky!” She said to herself and flew like a thin little plane made of two tiny thin wings that moved by the skin of the air like water moves on the sands. 

On that day the meadow was green as grasshoppers and it was live and lush as laurel bushes.  

Betty went potty on that sunny day flying as high as she could, singing as sweet as her looks. She delved and dived and curled and swung. Here and there she went singing as she lived on her wings. All fun and play she was. 

Suddenly Betty bumped onto her friend Yeatty the yellow butterfly. His wings had two blue round circles on them that appeared like the eyes of the sky. 

He was on his way to have a little spin and fun. He was all ready and go for the play. He was happy to see Betty on the go. 

“Hello Betty!” he said in a jolly good mood, “Hello Yeatty!” Betty shouted back in a sparkly friendly voice. 

Betty and Yeatty flew in the air. They both were pretending the air to be the sea and they floated on waves of the wind and they sang: Tara ti tara to tara tia tee. 

Letting their wings flow they hung on the flow of the wind that carried them through. 

Soon they reached the north of the meadow where they saw a gigantic egg, white and brown mixed together. But they had no clue as to what that thing was. The big fat egg stared at them with an oval stare that was mute. 

Their four eyes popped out of their heads and they looked stunned in their looks at the round big thing that lay there on the wetty glassy grass. 

Having questions stuck on their eyes Betty and Yeatty went near the big thing. Examining the size and shape and sitting on it they thought: “Could this must be a dinosaur of some sort?” 

“No!” said Yeatty, “it can’t be. Dinosaurs are extinct, this far I know!”  

“Well, what is it then!” said Betty with her gentle little voice. 

They went looking for help. They went to find somebody who would know what that thing was. Reaching the end they found Dorothy the mole who had just come out to take a bath in the sun. 

Having heard the story of the egg Dorothy said: “It seems an exciting thing. Let’s go and take a look.” 

Dorothy the mole walked on the grass leaving a trail that looked like a thin long wavy snake. Betty and Yeaty flew in the air making their wings play the wind. 

Having come and seen the big eggy thing Dorothy said:

“This is no dinosaur you little silly! This must be a dinosaur egg!” 

“A dinosaur egg!” Exclaimed Yeatty and Betty with great disbelief. 

“Yes, dinosaur egg!” said Dorothy the mole. 

Everyone in the valley, all the birds and the beasts both small and big agreed with Dorothy the mole that it was a dinosaur egg. 

All the animals stood round the huge big egg and looked with wonder. Everyone called the stone Betty’s Dinosaur Egg. 

Betty was so happy. Yeatty was a bit wobbly about it because everybody seemed to have forgotten about his part in the discovery of the egg. Then he thought Betty was his friend after all. 

Suddenly the big egg began to move and everyone ran out of its way. 

The Dinosaur Egg rolled slowly down first and then began to get faster and faster as the valley grew steeper.

Betty and Yeatty began to fly with the dinosaur egg. 

“Let’s have a race with the Dinosaur Egg!” said Betty. 

“Let’s go!” said Yeatty. 

They tried to go as fast as the Dinosaur Egg but could not go faster than the rolling stone. 

At the bottom of the valley there was a drop that ended in a loch. Betty and Yeatty saw the Dinosaur Egg fell there. They stood still high up in the air looking down. The big huge Dinosaur Egg fell faster and faster and soon hit the water down below. 

It went splash! A huge thunder like sound came up and the air pushed Betty and Yeatty on their bottoms high up.  

They felt scared and began flying back home.  

Every now and then Betty and Yeatty talked about the Dinasaur Egg. They wished it was still there staring at them with an oval stony stare that was still, cool and mute. 

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Baby Bear and Man Cub

Baby Bear went to Mummy and said: “Mummy, why are we scared of humans? Aren’t they like us?” 

Mummy Bear said: No, they are not like us dear. 

“But why are we scared of them?” asked impatient Baby Bear. 

Mummy Bear thought for a while for a good answer while Baby Bear jumps about under the tree. 

“Well, they come to harm us dear.” 

Then Baby Bear went out to play in the clearing. He was playing with his friends. Sunny day it was. There it was a man cub walking towards them. Baby Bear saw him. All his friends ran but Baby Bear stood with curious look in his eyes. 

The Man Cub came near him. Baby Bear looked at him. He looked lost and scared. 

“Hi Man Cub!” He said and the boy began to cry. 

“Don’t cry. No one is gonna harm you here.” He said reassuringly. 

Baby Bear took the Man Cub to his Mother.  

Mother did not like it. 

“Why did you bring the Man Cub here? Humans are gonna come and make trouble for us!” 

“He was lost Mum. He was scared. You said humans come to harm us, but he did not come to harm us. He was lost!” 

Mummy Bear was not cold at heart. She gave the Man Cub some warm Milk. The Man Cub drank it. Baby Bear took him out and played with him. 

Man Cub was still worried. Baby Bear pushed him on the ground and got up on him and tickled his feet. Man Cub laughed.  

Baby Bear got up and started running: “Come and get me Man Cub.” Man Cub chased him to the hole on the ground where Baby Bear went in. 

“Come out, come out, Baby Bear.” Said Man Cub. They played and Man Cub forgot about his worries. 

Mummy Bear found Daddy Bear and both of them went to look for humans who must be looking for their cub.  

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The Cheetah on the Road

Mummy got the baby ready for the picnic. Daddy got Jet and Joe ready to go. They put their things in the boot of the car. 

“Everyone ready?” asked Dad. 

“Ready as teddies” said Mum. 

The car got started and everyone sang while Dad drove the car. 

On the middle of the road on a forest the car broke down. Dad tried to call the breakdown service. 

“No use, he said, the mobile is not working.” Dad sat by the roadside frustrated while Mum, Baby Jet and Joe waited away from the road. 

A big Cheetah came out on the road. Everyone stood still. The Cheetah walked across the road without even looking at them. They were scared but glad that the Cheetah was gone. 

People drove by. No one stopped to ask why they all were sitting by the road. All day they stood there waiting for someone to feel kind and stopped to help. 

Mum and Dad looked worried. The children found stones and played. The Baby tried to walk and crawl and fell many a times. 

The Cheetah came back on the road. It now walked towards the car. 

“Nobody moves!” said Dad 

“Keep still.” Said Mum. Everyone kept still except the Baby. He was pointing at the Cheetah. 

The Cheetah walked right in front of the car and stood on the right side blocking the road. 

Everyone looked worried and scared but nobody moved. 

Five minutes later a jeep came and had to stop. A gentleman came out of his car. The Cheetah moved in front of the car and jumped onto its bonnet and then jumped out of it. He walked back into the forest. 

The Man helped fix the car. Everyone thanked him and went to have the picnic in the seaside.

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This section contains works written for primary school children. It is guaranteed to work for they grew out of my children's distinct desire to be so special that they would not want to listen to traditional nursery rhymes and got their poor father making these up for them! It was diamond!  Teachers, parents, nursery nurses and early years professionals are welcome to use these materials so long they are credited to the Author.

A Poem


A Poem is a sulky dog
A difficult hedgehog
Who writes his own cyber blog

A poem is a bowl of porridge
Eaten in on Mulberry Bridge
Where shadows dance sundridge

A poem is a funny book
That you read on a sunny brook
Where fishes catch rainbows with a hook

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The Mouse and Cat War

There's a mouse
In this land
Of tomatoes and pickles
There's a mouse
In every house
Cohabited by a cat
Be he Tom or be she Tammy
Matter it does not

There's a constant chase
And relentless evasion
That nicely goes all day long
The cat and the mouse
And the mouse and the cat
Go round and round the habitual train

Where's there's a musing mouse
There's generally a curious cat about
And there are mice and cats
In this land of tomatoes and pickles
Where chubby chickens dance
Kentucky chickens
Where fatty pigs sing
Weatherby's knees

The Farmer Mr Bugsey Bogs
Got his cats
To get his mice
And he fed them
Pickled portabella ham
And he gets them
Purified juice of
St Maria's Orangey apple

And when the cats are drunk
Having drunk
Salisbury's Ales
With Bitter Buckelworth's lemons
They fall about
Here and there
And their snoring goes up in the air
As though they were hung up hair
Of mermaids on fires

Only then the mice
Feel a little feel good frills
And they come out
In their dozens
Wearing designers' dresses
And they dance
A mousey marvellous dance
And they eat the left over foods
Yummy and del
They fill their tummies
And when the drink
The left over ales
Without knowing
They followed their dizzying heads
To the ground
And the strongest of mice
Still breathing begin to sing
A lullaby of musing mouse

At middle of the night
The whole den of mixed up mice and cats
Deep in their sleep
Invaded by dreams
Cats chasing mice
Mice dancing merry go merry
Round about
Right in Disneyland Resort

Then there came the mouse fairy
In their dreams
"You little imbeciles!"
She shouted in their dreams
"You are sleeping with the enemies!
Waiting to be eaten alive!
Cats! They have lives to spare
Three times three
Making a whopping nine
If you care to count!"

Sick to their head
The mice sank in their nightmare's ocean
"What! Sleeping with cats!"
And they wake up
And stumbled up and down
The cats bodies that littered the place
All furry and purry
The mice ran in a whirlwind of rush
They hid deep underground
By the time the sun caught the cats
Snoring still soaping up their dreams

Then came the Tally Cat
In the Farm
That was a gift
For Farmer Mr Bugsey Bogs
From Ms Patricia Pot
Who was secretly in love
With him who she called
"My Darling Doggley Woggle!"

Tally Cat Tally cat
Loves killing mice
In fact he wore a gold
On his dress all the time
That he won
In the last Catalympic
For catching and killing
Nothing but bemused mice
In a huge shinny cage

The mice
Having eaten
Taipei rice
With dogberry sauce
And spicy porridge with
Pollen Ginger bread
Called a meeting
On the cellar of
Mr Bugsey Bog
Who was busy
Playing host to Ms Patricia Pot
Who fell fast a sleep
Bored to death by her
"Darling Doggley Woggle!"

"The wise mouse Wiley
Looking old and sleepy
Sat there in a bed of straws
Smoking his hookah
That was sent by an Egyptian mouse
Who rules the kingdom of Egypt
Where cats are waxed in museum walls

Wiley stood and began to speak:
"Comrades! Mouse or not, matter it not
We have a right to live
Our mousey little lives
In a purr free peace!"
Every little mouse
Clapped a little clap
Creating a waves of sounds
Wiley mouse went:
"Therefore, I propose to oppose the cats
Will all our might
Upstairs and downstars
Upper lower or mid ground
This is a war
A war of mice against cats
And we brothers in this
Either them or us!"
There was a huge applause
And there came the silence
As though a huge cat
Resembling Tally Tally Cat

They planned all night long
Their plans of war
Their drawings of battles
Which all came and went
Until they fell asleep

There went the battle
There went the war
Mice die mice live
Under the tyranny of cats
In this land of tomatoes and pickles
Where mouse and cats
Fight this habitual battle
That goes round and round
Like a habitual train

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In the Middle of the Night

In the Middle of the Night
You can be sure
There must be a door
Behind that cupboard
Which strikes a chord
In the middle of the night
Does it not give you a terrible fright?

Behind that cupboard
Trust me there is a door! God!
Don't you feel a chilly cold?
Hold it still! Hold
In the middle of the night
Does it not give you a terrible fright?

Bob and Hob talk
On the bunk bed in the dark
"Did you see the ghost?"
Bob got frost in his chest
In the middle of the night
Does it not give you a terrible fright?

They saw something moving
And the window curtains shivering
A ghost with a torch
And a glass of gin and scotch
In the middle of the night
Does it not give you a terrible fright?

Last summer when all were at sea
Having fun in the sand with cold tea
Guess what they did
These ghosts in need
In the middle of the day
On the spooky Saturday

The came out and had a party
And they ate a lot of smarty
Made a lot of mess
While played some chess
On dad's chess board
All day long
Until the clock ding dong!

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There's Butterfly on the Run

There's a butterfly on the run
He stole the pollens of geraniums
And the Garden Police are looking for him

Look out for the butterfly who is on the run
Do not approach him because he is armed
He is armed with a pair of wings full of pollens

There's a butterfly on the run
And the Garden Police are looking for him
If you see him don't hand him out


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Butterfly Song

Butterfly Butterfly where do you fly?
From where do you get your dyeing done?
Who is your fashion designer?

Butterfly Butterfly who paints your wings?
So colourfully done
From where do you train to fly?

Butterfly Butterfly who does your face?
From where do get your butter supply?
And how do you make so many friends?

Butterfly Butterfly why don't you sing?
If you ever sang call me in
For you would sing better than the nightingale

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You have to Tie a Tie

You have to tie a knot in a tie
But you can lock a lock
You can go round the block
Wearing your tie leaving your room locked

When you cannot unlock the lock
All you need to do is
Call the locksmith in
And he will sort it out pretty soon

But when you cannot untie your tie
You cannot call in a tiesmith's help
Although you may call your mum or dad
And they will sort your tie out in no time

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Now You Know You Can

You can hold a little air
In your palms
And pretend it to be a living thing
And you can make friend with it
So when it becomes wind
It could take you for a ride

You can look at the sky
And hold it in as a floating leaf in your eyes
And pretend it to be a living thing
And you can make friend with it
So when the sky comes in your garden
It could play with you

You can look at the earth
Hold her in the home of your heart
And pretend her to be a living thing
And as though she is your mother green
So when you need love and care
She would give you plenty to go around

Now that you know
That you can do
Treat the air, sky and earth
As though they are living things
So that you have friends all around
Talk to them and play with them
And show them your love and care
So that they know how to love you back

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Come and Sing with Me

Come and sing with me
We are gonna sing for the wind
To bring in rains
Come and sing with me

Come and sing with me
We are gonna sing for the sea
To bring in tides
Come and sing with me

Come and sing with me
We are gonna sing for the trees and green
To bring in oxygen clean
Come and sing with me

Come and sing with me
We are gonna sing for the Sun
To bring a new dawn
Come and sing with me

Come and sing with me
We are gonna sing for the Moon
To bring a night of dreams
Come and sing with me

Come and sing with me
We are gonna sing for the Earth
To turn us live and green
Come and sing with me

Come and sing with me
We are gonna sing for the birds
To bring sweet melodies in
Come and sing with me

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Miss Milson Wilson


Miss Milson Wilson
Calls us Persons
As if we were
Hung up clothes
In a dry cleaner's shop

Miss Milson Wilson
Goes through
Hobson's stuff
And she screams
Like a lunatic
Out on the street

All she found
Was few little ants
Crawling out of
Hobson's horrid little bag

"Hygiene! Mr Hobson
Little Miss Milson Wilson
Calls in a rage
And down falls
A rotten sandwich
Made in a restaurant
By red little ants

Right little Hobson
Felt a little hot
His cheeks showed red card
He closed his eyes
In rush of sanity flushed

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Stung By a Bee


The monkey went up the tree
With a pea with a pea

He stayed there for a while
While a bee stung his knee

He rushed down in a hurry
With his bee stung knee

And he sat on the ground
Wet by the rain for free for free

Paul and Mrs Part
Paul set to get the ball
Out of the roof
Climbing up he got stuck
Half way up the wall

Screaming for help
He flung his arms high up in the air
Running down Mrs Part
Broke off her poor ankle

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That Man is Sick

That man is sick
He is a thickety thick
I don't like him
Because there's some
Jelly in his chin
Well, that's what I think
When I think of him

That man is sick
He talks with his dog
When he takes him for walks
He wears a funny hat
And walks like a dragon in pain
Well, that's what I think
When I think of him

That man is sick
I don't like him at all
He smiles at you when he happens to
Pass you by
He likes children a lot
He has some hidden paws and claws
Well, that's what I think
When I think of him
I don't like him at all

He is sick that man is
He is a thickety thick
Why is he nice?
Even though all are nasty to him?
I don't like that man
He is sick
And makes me sick

He is different
That man is
He makes me sick
Even though there's nothing wrong
With him at all
Or his dog or his dress
I don't like him at all
Why he has to be different?
Why can't he be like everyone else?

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Martian Mirk

Martian Mirk
Does not wear hat
In fact he is a fat
Huge pig form Mars

Martian Mirk
Is really not a pig
Rather he dug
All his friends' reddish tunnels

Martian Mirk
Alien of course
Eats eleven-course
Day and night

Martian Mirk
Wears his cap
On his flap
Yet walks like a pat

Martian Mark
Marks his things
In case it rings
When he is peeing

Martian Mirk
Well he is smart
Yet wears no shirt
Lives on a balloonic cloud

If you see him
Martian Mark that is
Tell him this
He should eat cabbages with potato rings

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Trust Me He Was There

Well there he was
Standing at the bus stop
With a busted pair
A busted pair of trousers

He was wet
Standing in the dark
With his hands hanging
Like a wet silky scarecrow

He was shivering
Like a jelly on the plate
Yet he was smoking his pipe
And his smoke
Carling up high like a flying cat

He was standing at the bus stop
With his shirt sleeves rolled
There was a bird on his head
And it was poohing all over his top

Trust me he was there
Wet and silky shivering up and down
Not waiting for the bus
But his alien cousin to come

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Newkiller for You

For the girls one penny
For the boys two
If you pay by Credit Cards
It is free for you

For the men up market
For the ladies down
For you it is nuclear
If you are Bush it is "newkiller" for you

For Americans democracy
Justice too and
Due process of law
Send the rotten terrorists to Guantanamo Bay

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This is a Story for Much Older Young Guys

On Retrospect

Hearing “On retrospect,” Jamila’s mind got stuck with the phrase because she had never heard that expression before. Watching television on a Sunday morning from no particular liking, Jamila was looking at the pages of a magazine. Annette, who adopted Jamila few years ago, was reading a book at the other sofa. Jamila turned round to ask Annette of the meaning of “on retrospect” only to realise that she had gone out of the room. Jamila got up and walked out of the room to find Annette. 

She found Annette in the Kitchen making a coffee. 

“Annette, what does ‘on retrospect’ mean?” 

“On retrospect means looking back, another expression people use for this is on hindsight.” 

“On hindsight! Looking back!” Jamila got her answer, which made her appear distraught and distant. Walking out of the kitchen she said: “Thanks Annette.” 

Jamila went upstairs in her room and stood at the window overlooking the valley that went all the way to the seaside. The sky looked bright grey. Jamila’s eyes appeared sad and distant. 

There it was. The door where hung a thin silver net curtain, see through, that stood like a wind blown paddy field only it was not green due to a gush of wind some time ago but stayed there still. That curtain reflected Jamila’s mind in that room sitting at the chair on her own not knowing what was going to happen to her, not knowing whether to be scared or hopeful. A sense of dread and fear spread a smell in the room that seemed not used very much. 

Jamila was sitting inside a room that was lit with a low voltage light which created a fifty fifty dark and light environment. Mr Bell got her in that room and said a lot of things and tried his best to sign translate them for her to understand, but she did not know a single word of English. She had never been to a school and thus did not understand a word of what he had said or signed.  

Jamila could still remember that day at Molden Hill School. Her first day at a school in England or anywhere in the world for that matter stood in her mind like a monument of sharp and painful memories that refused to go away.  

How did she end up in England after all that blood and loss! She still found it difficult to patch everything together.  

“Somalia!” Jamila said the word out loud in the room where it fell suddenly like a bomb! 

Somalia! The land where she was born in a village, which seemed her world surrounded by mountains, trees and valleys and where she was happy with her parents and siblings until the war broke down the serenity of the land. 

Her father was not a rich man. He worked in the field all day and came home tired but he was happy. They had enough to eat. Jamila had a lot of friends to play with and she could help mother cook outside the house in the summer evenings. The white smoke curled up the air causing their eyes burn and become full of tears; wiping the eyes with dirty hands made the face looked laughably dark but the out product of mum’s cooking tasted heavenly. 

She remembered her father sitting at the yard, smoking the hookah and singing in early evening and his friends would begin to come and join him. They would have red tea and chat and sing. They would sometime laugh loud and dance while Jamila and her siblings would play outside on the yard and danced with their childish games. 

Jamila soon lost all that. One dawn. The brutal dawn she started calling it when she learnt the English words brutal and dawn. 

It was raining all night; heavy rain as though the sky had decided to come down hard to wipe the world out and transform it into water. They could hardly sleep because of the torrential down pours and sound of the storm outside. The thatched house stood like a wet scarecrow and moved about by the will of the storm. The cattle in the cattle shed screamed at times. They all huddled together in the bed with their mother while father went out to check on the cattle with a lantern that had a struggle keeping itself up and burning against the wind. 

They came at that brutal dawn. The armed ferocious looking men they were. They raided the village and got all the men out of their houses and away from their families. They took the young ones with them to train to fight but did not bother with the old ones like Jamila’s father. They lined them up in their yards and shot them indiscriminately.

Jamila and her siblings stood at the wooden doors open as they dragged their father who could not say anything for the suddenness of the attack. They were screaming and shivering at the same time. Mother followed their father outside like a mad woman and held onto her husband hard as if she could win by sheer will against those armed men dragging him as though he was a heavy corpse. She continued begging: “For Allah’s sake, don’t kill him! I beg you, spare his life! He is just an old man!” 

The armed men stood there with their guns pointed at Jamila’s father. Jamila and her siblings stood there with horror in their eyes and shocked and mortified they got their eyes fixed on their parents. 

“Shoot them!” said the tall ferocious looking man. 

There it was. Death coming out of their guns in sounds so sharp and brutal that pierced their young ears. They began shooting at Jamila’s parents. By then the dawn lights began to appear.  

“Run Jamila! Run! Run!” screamed her dying parents as they fell on their blood-wet ground where they spent all their lives. Jamila and her siblings started running like scared chickens that were chased by foxes. They started shooting everywhere. Jamila could not remember how long she ran or how far! She saw her little brothers and sisters getting shot at and they fell on the ground like red wet birds. Jamila continued running. Still now she could not forgive herself for that.  

“How could I not go back and help my brothers and sisters!” She kept asking and scolding herself on her selfishness. That’s what she called her running away and leaving her siblings bleeding to death. She might think that now, on retrospect, however, at that time she had no sense of what she was thinking or doing! She remembered running and not even seeing where she was going. All she could think of was run away as far as she could go to get away from those ferocious men with their guns that shot her whole family down! She was terribly lucky that she did not get shot! They were shooting at her. Loosing her whole family and surviving did not seem very much of luck to her for a long time. Still now she could not feel lucky for the fact that she was alive. 

Shattered, scarred, violated and hungry Jamila ran and ran until she reached a road where she bumped onto a jeep that stopped seeing her.  

Now she could remember the sign. It must have been a Red Cross jeep. A white lady who seemed like the most beautiful angel of a woman, all white with her blonde hair blowing in the wind came out of her jeep. Jamila had never seen a white woman or man for that matter in her life! 

That’s where she collapsed. She could not remember much as to what had happened after that. That white lady got her to England at least that’s what she could gather together. 

A week spent here and there when Jamila did not know what was happening to her, she did not know what was being said or why was she being taken here and there. In her mind she could not locate herself as to where she was. She could not see in her mind the village where her mind was anchored. She desperately tried to see her village, her house, the mosque and the neighbours’ houses and the fields so that at least she could then feel located. She could not do that. All was empty in her mind. A bleak blank starred at her, which was the scariest part of that experience.  

Jamila then went to a foster home from where she was sent to the school where Mr Bell got her at his office from Bill and took her to that squared room and possibly asked her to sit and wait while he went to get help. 

The whole week before she come to stay with the foster family Jamila had felt she was floating in a state of unreal space. She felt she could not go up nor could she go down. The shooting, the screaming, the blood and the mortified looks on the dying faces of her parents and siblings all got stuck up everywhere like live posters on that space. She could not eat or drink and could not seem to speak either. There were no black persons about. The whole of her world seemed to have been wiped out of the world. The language she and her people spoke was no longer spoken; the people she grew up with and got used to seeing were not around as though all of them were taken out of the world by a sudden wind. Everyone was talking in a language that she had never heard before and, her ears at times played tricks with her, in that, behind the sounds of the spoken English she could hear shadows of Somali sounds and got raised hairs on her body, all excited, only to realise that no one was speaking Somali at all. 

She could see that people were kind and talking to her kindly and using a lot of hand and facial gestures. She did not understand anything at all. She began to become more and more sick and worried.  

Jamila could not sleep at all. Even though she was hungry she could not eat anything either. The bread, the butter, eggs, fish and chips, burgers and the orange juice and the rest seemed impossible things to eat or drink. Most importantly she was still thinking of the murder of her family. She was on her own. The whole world seemed utterly a desolate barren land where she is lost in a desert of unknown sands and storm and she had nowhere to go and nobody to give her a hug or cuddle! She cried a lot at night when people left her alone in a room to sleep. She would fall asleep but would wake up after having the shooting scenes repeated. She would sweat and get all wet. She would wake up and shiver and looked scared as though it was real, as though she was still running to get away from the chasing guns ducking and diving to avoid the hit of the bullets that were targeted at her. 

After moving to the foster home she was sent to the school. Everything was explained to her but what’s the point of explaining everything when everybody knew Jamila did not understand a word of English! Thinking about that now Jamila could not help but smile. 

She was taken to the year seven class where she sat by a boy called Bill. All the class was full of white children of her age. The teacher Miss Betterson asked her a lot of questions but Jamila looked at her with big tearful eyes and did not say a word. She was terrified in that classroom although she felt that the teacher lady was kind in her tone. Everyone was looking at her as though they were seeing a ghost. 

“Are you all right?” asked Bill, whispering. He was so kind in his look, gestures and tone that Jamila broke into tears. Bill patted her shoulders and said: “Don’t worry; everything is going to be all right.” 

Jamila remembered looking up at Bill and she felt her whole being was moving inside. She, at that day, realised the power of care and humanity that Bill’s voice reflected. That was when Miss Betterson asked Bill to take Jamila to Mr Bell’s office. She said a lot of things to Bill, which obviously Jamila did not understand. 

Having received Jamila from Bill Mr Bell took her to that room and asked her to do a lot of things that went un-understood. Bill left her at the door and said very softly: “Don’t worry; everything is going to be fine. I will be back to see you soon.” He walked away leaving her the most astonishing smile to reassure her. 

Jamila walked back to her bed and sat on it. She looked at the wall that had a poster of All Ball Singers, five guys posing together and thought, “These guys must have a wonderful life!” 

 

She looked at the widow again. The white net curtain was not moving. The stillness took her back to the door overlooking the long school corridor. The floor glistened in a comprehensive silence. Time stood silent like the time before a thunder. Jamila sat there in that squared room in that semi darkness. There were books, boxes, laminating machines, stationeries and a lot of workbooks everywhere. There was an old computer sitting at a table that looked about to collapse any minute because of the impossible amount of books and papers put on it. The room had no other windows or ventilation. She felt like she was put in a cage and waiting to be locked in.  

Now, looking back she smiled at her naivety. She sat there for quite a long time yet she could have stood up and walked about in the room. She did not think about anything at all. She was in a state of void. She did not know what was going to happen to her. She was scared if anyone walked into the room and started talking to her. What would she say? They might throw her out and she could not say anything to them. She felt so alone and so helpless! Closing her eyes she pretended that she was at her home and sitting on the bed by her mother and, looking at Jamila she realised that she was scared, took her in her arms and gave her a huge hug! She cried having her eyes closed. 

Suddenly, she got disturbed by the voice of Mr Bell, who apparently turned up with a colleague of his, who was an Asian man in his thirties. That’s the first non-white person Jamila had seen in England. Mr Bell talked to the Asian man whose name was Kamal and left Jamila to him. They only knew what they had talked about. 

Jamila looked at Kamal who was a medium built man and looked younger than his real age. He appeared very kind and his eyes sparkled with a smile that made one smile in return. Jamila liked Kamal. He smiled at her and she returned the smile. 

Kamal got a chair and brought it near Jamila and sat. He looked around the room, which became much brighter to Jamila. She now had a look around again. Everything looked different now. 

Kamal began to speak in English, “Hi Jamila! My name--- and he did not finish his sentence realising that Jamila did not understand English. Jamila could see the changed expression on his face that showed he was quite angry on Mr Bell.  

On retrospect Jamila could understand now, why Kamal was annoyed at Mr Bell or at the school. He was an Asian gentleman and spoke an Asian language and definitely did not speak Somali. The school knew it yet Mr Bell got him to talk to Jamila, assuming anyone speaking other languages in addition to English would be able to speak the whole world languages and decided to send them to help her! How could he help Jamila! He could only talk to her in English! At that situation, Jamila remembered, she could not help but smile. 

But Jamila would never forget Kamal. He was able to make her feel safe. She felt much better just seeing him. He did not finish his sentence that he had started in English. He used his hands and eyes and some words that helped Jamila understand what he was saying. 

He pointed at himself with his pointer and looked at Jamila and said: “Kamal” and changed his eyes into questions and pointed his pointer at Jamila and stared at her. Jamila’s face broadened and a smile appeared on her face that reflected itself on Kamal’s face. 

“Jamila!” Jamila said. 

“Jamila! A beautiful name!” he said and then added very slowly, “my name,” he pointed himself, “is Kamal.” And then asked Jamila with his hand gestures to copy him. Jamila was getting quite comfortable and was astonished that she could actually say: “My name is Jamila!” 

“Wonderful! Well done Jamila!” he said.  

Jamila felt so much better after saying that. She stood up and said again: “My name is Jamila!” 

“Yes, your name is Jamila!” Kamal said. 

He then walked to the table and looked for something and from the heap of books he got one out and came back to Jamila. It was a book about Somalia. He showed the book to Jamila and managed to ask her with his gesture whether she was from Somalia. The book had a map of Somalia, which Jamila had seen, at their village mosque. 

Jamila smiled and nodded. 

“Yes?” he said, “from Somalia?” 

“Yes, Jamila said slowly, from Somalia.” 

For that short period of time Jamila forgot about where she was and what had happened to her and her family or even in the school. 

Kamal communicated with Jamila that he did not speak her language, that he had a colleague who spoke Somali and that he worked at another school, that he would be able to get him to talk to her probably in a day or two. Kamal used his eyes, his body language, his gestures, he used books and he drew things so that she could understand. 

On retrospect, Jamila sitting on her bed, remembered Kamal and the time he had spent with her in that semi dark room. She felt so close to him. Bill was the first person in England who Jamila liked and would remember all her life and Kamal would be the second person that she would never forget. 

She settled down at the school. She was adopted by her foster family and she learnt English and spoke it like any English girls. Bill and her became very good friends. With her adopted family she found a life that was going well. But the phrase on retrospect or hindsight got her to the things and times she wanted to forget. She tried to see the faces of her mother, father and her little brothers and sisters. But they were getting all blurry and distant. She closed her eyes and prayed for her family. 

In her mind she could hear Bill saying: “Don’t worry. Everything is going to be all right.”  

She looked up and smiled because she thought of Kamal and could still see his eyes smiling. She could hear him say: “Jamila! A beautiful name!” 

Annette walked into the room with a cup of hot chocolate.  

“Thanks Annette!” Jamila said with a happy smile as she took the cup. Annette sat beside her on the bed. 

“Can I have a hug?” Jamila looked at Annette. Her eyes resembled a child’s. Annette took her on an embrace. Jamila closed her eyes. 

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Philapadlium Representation

All the animals of Philapadlium Farm by the wood were gathered together by the huge house of the owner Mr Barnham Bethmathias. None of the animals had any idea why they were called. Everyone was anxious. Everyone knew it had to be a serious matter. Mr Bethmathias never called any such meeting in the whole history of the farm. 

The animals sat and stood in a silent, sullen and sorrowful mood even though they had no idea why they were being silent, sullen or sorrowful. They could see Mr Bethmathias, Mrs Bethmathias and all five of their children were outside the house by the steps. 

“Listen everyone!” Mr Bethmathias, a very tall man in his fifties, addressed the animals, “We’ve called you here to tell you a very important matter.” He stopped to look at his wife and children whose faces looked sad. 

“We have tried our best over the last twenty odd years to look after you and provide for you. I must say, you have done your best to look after us, too!”

He began to become emotional. His voice became wet and he continued, “You may have heard rumours about the war. I am afraid, this is no longer a rumour. A war has broken out and the enemies are approaching our part of the land. We now must leave the farm.” 

There was a huge ruffling and shuffling noise. All the animals stood and sat on their nerves attentive as to what to come next. 

“You now must fend for yourself. We leave you here in the farm, each single one of you must take responsibility for what you do, what you eat and drink and how you live and survive. Every single one of you must look after yourself, work for yourself and must take responsibility for you life, your sleep and dreams and everything that you lay your claims to. Every single one must look after yourself and support each other. We could only leave our best wishes, thoughts and prayers for you. We wish you well.” 

Mrs Bethmathias said: “You look after each other, take care of the children, elderly, infirm and the farm.” 

After that they drove off leaving a stunned bunch of animals still sitting and standing on the forecourt of their now abandoned house. 

When their initial shock was evaporated Hybrid the Black Horse stood and said: “Well, we all heard what Mr Bethmathias said. There is no one left to provide for us. We all now have to do it for ourselves.” 

Everyone agreed and the meeting disbanded. The horses went up the north, the cows spread at the middle, the ducks waded to the duck pond, chickens spread in the field pecking, and the sheep walked babaing aimlessly. The sheep dog realised he had no job and decided to take a nap in the middle of the day. 

The meeting came as a surprise and excitement mixed with a degree of dread for which the animals could prepare themselves for, but they were not and could not have been prepared for the shock of the news of war breaking out and Bethmathiases leaving the farm! A few days went like unreal times hanging over their eyes like thick fog. 

Yet like any other shock this one passed and the animals were brought back to life and reality again. They could not see the centre of their world without  Bethmathias house lit at night. After sunset when darkness came down like foxes in silent procession the animals felt the whole farm was submerging into an ocean of thick darkness. They were all scared at night. 

Benfuous, the old owl got up on the following Monday morning in his hut on top of the tree. He looked out of his window over looking the farm. He saw that it was time animals pull themselves together. He called in all his fellow owls and birds that massed in the tree. 

“Well, this is about time we call an animeeting! Spread the call for the animeeting tomorrow at noon here under the Great Oak.” 

All the animals gathered and took their positions. Owl sitting on the stage that was built by the volunteers noticed that animals sat in groups formed with their own kind. Chickens sat in the front in a square. On their left ducks, right the sheep. The horses stood at the back keeping the cattle on their left and the goats on their right. The turkeys stood by the left side of the gathering while birds are all flocking the right side. Dogs and cats and other pet animals sat in one group near the stage. 

“Dear Friends, went Benfuous, welcome to our first ever animeeting where we shall decide our business and share our ideas and manage our life. I invite everyone to come to the stage and offer ideas as to how we conduct ourselves looking after each single one of us, supporting each other and keeping the farm safe as well remembering what Mr Bethmathias told us” then he went onto quote from his speech.

There were great enthusiasm among the animals and everyone came and offered their ideas. Dontiango, the Dog said that they all should act as one and one as many. Everyone seemed to have liked his idea.  

There were debates, discussion